| WARNING
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| SURFING
CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR CAREER AND MARRIAGE |
| It all starts out innocently
enough. A surf lesson, a rented board, just trying it out. But the
more you do it, the better you get, the more you like it. Finally,
it gets to the point that when the waves are good, you're calling
in sick to work. Then it all depends on the waves. Good Waves = Calling
in Sick to Work. Finally, you lose your job. You get fired. The wife
leaves you, because you're a no-good dead-beat beach bum surfer. You
move into a VW van, because the house has been foreclosed on for failure
to pay the mortgage. You go to Mexico, in your van, because it's cheaper
to live, and the waves are better. It's a downward spiral, but you're
the one who wants to surf. |
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